Human Shield

Привет es pleasure to meet you. Velcome. Am Heavy vorking for RED Team. Real name es Markov Zolnerowich. Come from Russia but leev on base now. Like to read, clean my gun Sasha and vrite. Am sorry, not very good at speaking English.

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Full Name: Markov Zolnerowich
DOB: March 30th, 1923
Age: 45
Hometown: Kursk Oblast, USSR
Relationship Status: Happily taken by Hilderich Eberardt
Sexuality: Bisexual
Weapons: Minigun (Sasha), Family Business, Fists
Likes: Novels, Weaponry, Writing, Tea
Dislikes: People who don't do their job, People who aren't loyal, His inability to say what he wants in English, Alcohol
Notes: Doctor of Russian Literature, Formerly in the USSR Military, Scar from his right eyebrow to his left cheek given by Aldous Haswell
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[[If you can't tell this is a NSFW RP blog. There will be same-sex relationships, any NSFW RPs are put behind a cut but NSFW images are not. Hope you enjoy reading what happens.]]

catbountry:

tf2maelgwyn:

carprediem:

Nice mouth action there… Heheheheeh

That Hmm at the end

What’s this from?

(Source: femgie)

$zeredubermensch: {Poor edit of a shot from THIS video. Oh bb~~~♥♥} [[To show what I typed in chat when I saw this: rthnrynl;emtanrtgnbehtljblenBferwlobnelrwnblnfbweoRBG [5/15/12 2:37:07 AM] Valkyrie: RAHBETNETA [5/15/12 2:37:07 AM] Valkyrie: ANQJYMZARWYAMYRMRW [5/15/12 2:37:10 AM] Valkyrie: TNTEA$YJQ$ARZQTHQHAET$QH4 [5/15/12 2:37:11 AM] Valkyrie: EANJW$J^ [5/15/12 2:37:13 AM] Valkyrie: I [5/15/12 2:37:14 AM] Valkyrie: I [5/15/12 2:37:15 AM] Valkyrie: I [5/15/12 2:37:16 AM] Valkyrie: MY [5/15/12 2:37:18 AM] Valkyrie: BABY [5/15/12 2:37:20 AM] Valkyrie: IOFJHOQJOTJA And that is my feelings on it.]]$

zeredubermensch:

{Poor edit of a shot from THIS video.

Oh bb~~~♥♥}

[[To show what I typed in chat when I saw this:

rthnrynl;emtanrtgnbehtljblenBferwlobnelrwnblnfbweoRBG

[5/15/12 2:37:07 AM] Valkyrie: RAHBETNETA

[5/15/12 2:37:07 AM] Valkyrie: ANQJYMZARWYAMYRMRW

[5/15/12 2:37:10 AM] Valkyrie: TNTEA$YJQ$ARZQTHQHAET$QH4

[5/15/12 2:37:11 AM] Valkyrie: EANJW$J^

[5/15/12 2:37:13 AM] Valkyrie: I

[5/15/12 2:37:14 AM] Valkyrie: I

[5/15/12 2:37:15 AM] Valkyrie: I

[5/15/12 2:37:16 AM] Valkyrie: MY

[5/15/12 2:37:18 AM] Valkyrie: BABY

[5/15/12 2:37:20 AM] Valkyrie: IOFJHOQJOTJA

And that is my feelings on it.]]

babybarracuda:

/is bored with this now

Could be cleaner, could be better-drawn, but ohwell. OTL I made the mistake of coloring the skin first…. it’s just a hard-fast rule I can’t do that now, otherwise I get bored before I can make everything else look decent. XD Because that’s what I like coloring best: Skin.

And oh so much skin….. so much…… B) Hhurrhurrhruhrurrrrhurrrr /shot

So this is just a sloppy thing I spent too much time on that I am now bored with and yes.

Support + Scout = my favorite combo. HANDS DOWN.

P.S.

Sniper has hair on his arms and it’s as much as I could do without making it look ridiculous/terrible and ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

/floats away

(via ms-ashri)

zeredubermensch: "You ah not scary. Maybe intimidating a bit but your face is soft. Und nein she vas looking at YOU, trust me I know zat look on somevone's face" like the one he makes to Markov. "Ah, I," scratches his cheek. "I vreally vant zem to know vat ve are. It's only fair. I zink Elsa vill be alvright vith it aftah everyzing I haff said, she seemed happy for me. Ingrid I am not so sure. Ve vill see vat happens."

“Do not believe you about dis vne. Fact dat girl vould look at me like dat es selly.” He brushes it off, thinking about how preposterous that someone other than Hilderich would look at him in the way that his lover is describing.

“Ef you vant dem to know den ve tell dem. Am fine vith anyting dat you vant to do. You know es strange. Only people here know about dis. Vell es not like have many people to tell but steel es first time somevne avay from base vill know about us. Strange to dink about et.”

zeredubermensch: "True I suppose. Do have you und sisters but vill try." Sighs and rubs his shoulder. "Oh you alvays say zat, have more confidence! Did you not notice zat vone girl at ze bookstore ve vent to? She vas giving you quite ze look." Frowns just a bit, he could not help feel a bit defensive remembering that. "Zey vill love you. Especially Elsa, she has been vanting to meet you for avhile. Vill make it vork out to meet zem." He's a bit nervous but he really wants them to know.

“Vell mean es, look more guess scary den handsome like you. Do not vant to scare leetle sesters avay.” His face goes blank, really not remembering at all. “Are sure she vas not just looking at tvo of us. Ve do not hide very vell vat ve are, could have been looking at dat, not at me.”

“Ef you dink so. Vould liek to meet dem dough. From leetle have told me seem like nice vomen. Vould be good to meet dem en perosn. Have qvestion dough, vould ve tell dem dat ve are married, or vould I just be friend?” He knows that their relationship isn’t exactly accepted by anyone. For all he knows Hilderich’s sisters hate gay men and would be horrified to be introduced to their brother’s husband. “Just am vondering dat es all.”

Human Shield

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