Human Shield

Привет es pleasure to meet you. Velcome. Am Heavy vorking for RED Team. Real name es Markov Zolnerowich. Come from Russia but leev on base now. Like to read, clean my gun Sasha and vrite. Am sorry, not very good at speaking English.

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Full Name: Markov Zolnerowich
DOB: March 30th, 1923
Age: 45
Hometown: Kursk Oblast, USSR
Relationship Status: Happily taken by Hilderich Eberardt
Sexuality: Bisexual
Weapons: Minigun (Sasha), Family Business, Fists
Likes: Novels, Weaponry, Writing, Tea
Dislikes: People who don't do their job, People who aren't loyal, His inability to say what he wants in English, Alcohol
Notes: Doctor of Russian Literature, Formerly in the USSR Military, Scar from his right eyebrow to his left cheek given by Aldous Haswell
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[[If you can't tell this is a NSFW RP blog. There will be same-sex relationships, any NSFW RPs are put behind a cut but NSFW images are not. Hope you enjoy reading what happens.]]
redheavy-sp: rp-everfabuloussniper: ask-the-red-spy: zeredrogue: mutescout: shiihappenss: askwoolyhunter: lulz-time: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do ((It’s three letters. THREE. LETTERS. How the hell do you pronounce it wrong?! How the hell do you SPELL IT WRONG?!)) Name’s Lynn, Someone spelled it Leen… LEEN THE FUCK IS LEEN DO I LOOK CHINESE TO YOU? AT WHAT POINT DO YOU THINK A SCOTTISH PERSON WOULD BE CALLED LEEN? :I always… ((*Sigh* Always. My first name is Rhona…ALWAYS spelt wrong.)) ooc: Both my first and last name. Anna gets changed to ‘Ana’ and an i in my last name is constantly changed to an e. ((OKAY. THERE IS NO A IN GABRIELLE. AND IT IS ALSO NOT PRONOUNCED GABRIEL. AND THERE IS NO R IN ACKENHAUSEN.)) [/…I get both…First is always mispronounced. It’s a freaking CONTINENT! WTF MAN?!Last is misspelled… Even when I tell them how to spell it! SERIOUSLY! TWO S and TWO L! not so hard!*so ragey*] Can understand. My name es very hard vne for people. Markov Zolnerowich… dink even Hilderich has problem saying last name. *Chuckles* [[IRL my last name is impossible for people to say. Whoopes.]]

redheavy-sp:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

ask-the-red-spy:

zeredrogue:

mutescout:

shiihappenss:

askwoolyhunter:

lulz-time:

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

((It’s three letters.

THREE.

LETTERS.

How the hell do you pronounce it wrong?!

How the hell do you SPELL IT WRONG?!))

Name’s Lynn, Someone spelled it Leen… LEEN THE FUCK IS LEEN DO I LOOK CHINESE TO YOU? AT WHAT POINT DO YOU THINK A SCOTTISH PERSON WOULD BE CALLED LEEN?

:I always…

((*Sigh* Always. My first name is Rhona…ALWAYS spelt wrong.))

ooc: Both my first and last name. Anna gets changed to ‘Ana’ and an i in my last name is constantly changed to an e.

((OKAY. THERE IS NO A IN GABRIELLE. AND IT IS ALSO NOT PRONOUNCED GABRIEL. AND THERE IS NO R IN ACKENHAUSEN.))

[/…
I get both…
First is always mispronounced. It’s a freaking CONTINENT! WTF MAN?!
Last is misspelled… Even when I tell them how to spell it! SERIOUSLY! TWO S and TWO L! not so hard!
*so ragey*]

Can understand. My name es very hard vne for people. Markov Zolnerowich… dink even Hilderich has problem saying last name. *Chuckles*

[[IRL my last name is impossible for people to say. Whoopes.]]

Posted on Tuesday, Feb 28, 2012 at 12:07am with 142,197 notes.
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